Pon de(r) Floor

Sometimes I like to think about things in almost the same way my grandfather does. He makes lists of things, like words that are always used in the plural. Scissors. Pants. There are others, but I make my own lists. Here's one:

Things that I like to list:

Places in the world where I could live.
Designs for the quilt I will make to take to college.
People that I enjoy.
Experiences I have had.
Odd traits found in my family.
Music that I should download.
The tattoo that I will get.
New couples.
Things that I would do if I weren't so damn tired.
Things that I could list.


Oh, you know how it is.

The Absolute Most Bitchin'est Thing

IN MY LIFE

RIGHT NOW


is this video.

Annoying-est. A list.

Because I am thrice over annoyed, today I (your faithful blogger) will bequeath to you (my faithful reader) three musings rather than one. Hopefully this will not be as annoying to you as the following were to me:

First, as a general talking point, the discrepancy between things as they are and things as I would like them to be is a huge nuisance. This is not only blatantly obvious, but obscenely vague. I like to think of it as all encompassing.

BUT NOT SO ALL ENCOMPASSING that I will skip my next two! 

& so secondly, annoying to me is that my phone ceased to function properly. Furthermore, I have never needed to make as many calls as when I specifically couldn't.

And finally, as a direct result of my second annoyance. I have spent SO MUCH FUCKING TIME AT HYVEE in the last few days. I'm going to estimate that I've spent close to three hours there, between groceries for myself, groceries for my parents, and standing at the iWireless booth listening to the tap-tap-tapping of the tech-man's keys wondering what the hell he has to tap about anyway. 

What the hell is he tapping about? What the hell am I tapping about? What is anyone tapping?

just sayin,

yours truly,

most sincerely,

love love love love,

l    i     z      m      a      t

PostScript:

A bonus annoyance! blogspot doesn't appreciate pictures in comments, so the picture I meant to leave for Wolf Blitzen y Luna Zuna is this:

the antique-est thing today

Would probably be everything in the antique shop where I am currently at work. (Obvious exceptions: the computer I am using, modern amenities such as closet-style kitchen and indoor plumbing, and me.) So far today I have seen two customers, who were clearly in cahoots with each other.

The male was rude.

-lizmat.

The NewEST thing in my life.

  Approximately 4 minutes and 23 seconds ago I finalized the creation of my blog. It is absolutely the newest thing in my life, with no exceptions. All I really hope to accomplish is to piggyback on the massive fame of my new blog friends Wolf Blitzen and Luna Zuna (who are wildly famous). My secret is out! (because that is the point of a blog.)

  Not much to report on this topic. However, I just took a sip of water. And that sip of water replaced this blog as the newest thing in my life, rendering this post obsolete and useless. Tragedy : /

lizmat